Review: KFC's Double Down

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Nope, we have other things too.
Okay, so it looks so great on the flyer right?  Comes in a packet, like the ones they give you fries in, or an apple pie in.  Perfectly shaped.  That's the flyer. 

It's beatiful...

Then you go buy it, aaaannndd...  It looks like vomit.  Pony vomit.  The chicken, is dried and deformed, the cheese is freaking saltier than the chicken, and the 'bacon'...  It's not even bacon, it tastes incredibly salty and has no bacon qualities at all.  It doesn't even look like bacon.  If you want to hear the truth, then it really loks like demented dried tomatoes rolled out into strips.  Then the packaging comes in a crummy little wrap that's not wrapped well.  Worst part?  It gives you constipation.  For like 2 days. 


A less disturbing photo of the Double Down.

Advertising: 5/5
Packaging: 1/5
Actual look: 1/5
Taste: 1/5
So, final rating is... 2 out of 5 stars.  Horrible.  Looks like crap, tastes like crap.  End of discussion.