Review: West 50: Pour house & Grille's Oh Canada Burger

In my opinion, this burger is one of the greatest taste sensations to ever grace my taste buds.
So this burger consists of a 1 inch thick, juicy beef patty, topped with pulled pork, Canadian Back bacon and roasted onions, with sharp Canadian cheddar cheese melted on top. It also comes with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and onions.  The meal includes a side (either salad, soup, or fries) at the cost of $13.95. 
It is definitely a delicious and hearty meal. 

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The restaurant, is located at the heart of Mississauga, conveniently placed beside Square One, a decently sized shopping mall, with 2 movie theatres, right around the corner.  The address is:  The Sussex Centre 50 Burnhamthorpe Rd. W. Mississauga, ON L5B 3C2


The wonderful restaurant that has brought us this burger.

Advertising: 3/5 (Average given because there are no advertisements, since it isn't a chain restaurant.)
Packaging: 2/5 (In this case arrangement on plate)
Actual look: 3/5
Taste: 5/5
Cost: 3/5
So at a rating of 3.2 stars out of 5 it must be good.  Looks decent, smell & taste, *according to my friend here, is something that would make you drool, so I'm convinced to try it too.

*Note:  You are all wondering, since I am writing this review, shouldn't I have tried it?  Well, you see I didn't write this review, I edited it.  Maxxellion here.  And anyways, there is almost no food that can be a 5 out of 5.  If he wants to change my mind, he's gotta go make me eat it.

Review: KFC's Double Down

You thought this was only about video games didn't you?
Nope, we have other things too.
Okay, so it looks so great on the flyer right?  Comes in a packet, like the ones they give you fries in, or an apple pie in.  Perfectly shaped.  That's the flyer. 

It's beatiful...

Then you go buy it, aaaannndd...  It looks like vomit.  Pony vomit.  The chicken, is dried and deformed, the cheese is freaking saltier than the chicken, and the 'bacon'...  It's not even bacon, it tastes incredibly salty and has no bacon qualities at all.  It doesn't even look like bacon.  If you want to hear the truth, then it really loks like demented dried tomatoes rolled out into strips.  Then the packaging comes in a crummy little wrap that's not wrapped well.  Worst part?  It gives you constipation.  For like 2 days. 


A less disturbing photo of the Double Down.

Advertising: 5/5
Packaging: 1/5
Actual look: 1/5
Taste: 1/5
So, final rating is... 2 out of 5 stars.  Horrible.  Looks like crap, tastes like crap.  End of discussion.